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October 27, 2005
If it's in the newspaper, it must be true
Columbia's student newspaper has declared that Cluster Y is "fast becoming known as the most sexually active cluster on campus." As Chairman of Cluster Y, I can assure mom and dad that I have nothing to do with this reputation.
Perhaps some of it comes from the emails we've exchanged where two cluster members invited us to see them "demonstrate mating." Then there was that long discussion on who has a bigger apartment (a serious concern in New York), which climaxed when a female cluster member wrote, "Who am I to talk about whether apartment size matters? I just have a hole in the wall."
Posted by adrianjo at October 27, 2005 03:31 PM