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May 15, 2005

Paris pulls a fast one

Paris Hilton just wrapped up latest season of The Simple Life and soon will have a big Carls Jr ad premiering, presumably in the West Coast. At right is a screencapture from the ad, which gives me the same disappointment as when I see a cigarette ad with a beautiful woman who has an ugly cancer stick hanging from her fingers. Fast food hamburgers are like communism, cigarettes, being a hippy, bad wine, and pot: fun to joke about but not something one wants to experience in person.

UPDATE: Egad! Tinkerbell has her own book. I'm speechless.

UPDATE: Tinkerbell's book is actually pretty funny. Examples:

"For an animal that's been so forcefully bred behind the genetic eight ball that taking a shit requires me to stand on my tippy toes, this is shaping up to be quite a life."

Tinkerbell has been put into a pink angora sweater and comments:

"I'm one of those dogs now, the kind that people cheer when a falcon swoops down and disappears into the sky with one in its talons."

If Amazon had allowed a bit longer except, I'd have more to say. No, I'm not buying the book, even though it looks funny.

Posted by adrianjo at May 15, 2005 03:20 PM

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