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December 29, 2004
The merry women of Wharton
One of the more intelligent Daily Pennsylvanian articles appeared in the Winter Break issue. (This concerns Penn and its Wharton School, my undergrad alma mater.) It begins:
Wharton kids get a lot more perks than the rest of us losers. E-mail accounts for life, the use of voluptuous Swedish models in secret dungeons, job offers.
The author, Melody Joy Kramer, then describes two matchmaking systems for lonely Wharton men, suggesting that they first try MEL (note the author's name) before "resorting" to PENN GIRLS, which she claims tend to give one's system "viruses."
And just remember, if MEL and PENN GIRLS don't work out for you, there's always the Penn Engineering dating service. Their motto is Helping All Nerds Date, and they're looking for members to start Jumping On Board Soon! They're always willing to lend a helping hand to Whartonites in need.
This is by far the best example of sexual innuendo ever published in the DP, except maybe when 34th Street gave its opinions on the collective looseness of various sororities, with SDT somehow beating out my friends in KAΘ.
Posted by adrianjo at December 29, 2004 11:27 PM
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