July 01, 2004
About the blogger
Name: Adrian Jones
Age: mid-20s
Sex: Yes
Location: Although originally from Indiana, I'm living in central Harlem in New York City, where I attend Columbia Business School and study how to make deals with "the Man" for our mutual benefit.
Things you might not know: I was 15 minutes late to a job interview in 2000. The company hired me nonetheless and I will be working for them until at least 2008.
I feel like a sardine when I'm on a plane, but I have traveled to 60 countries in the past 5 years, including a trip around the world. In 2005, I made it about 50,000 miles, the equivalent of just less than twice around the world.
I have the exact same college degree as Donald Trump Sr and Donald Trump Jr (Wharton School, real estate concentration). I was rejected both times I tried out for the Apprentice, but I was quoted in the Chicago Sun-Times.
I was a victim of identity theft in 2001; the crook got nailed for 21 felonies and misdemeanors and I got "quote of the day" in the college newspaper.
A CEO who made $63 million last year told me that I "had no vision," which has nothing to do with my thick glasses. I'm getting lasik as soon as I get out of school and back on the company's insurance.
Politics: Socially moderate + economically conservative = libertarian. However, I did vote for one of the crazy reverends that ran against Daley in Chicago's non-partisan municipal elections.
Wine: New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc, Chateau St Jean Vigoner, Lanson Champagne, Boone's Farm Strawberry (Tara convinced me of its benefits)
Hair: I have it done at the SHO-'NUFF Unisex Salon over on Malcolm X Drive in Harlem, where I sometimes see Donald Trump
Be my friend: Friendster - Facebook - LinkedIn - MySpace
Famous people I've met or bumped into: Michael Jordan, Bill Clinton, the mother of rapper Common, Bob & Liddy Dole, R. Kelly, Kennedy, G. Gordon Liddy, Jack Welch and Reg Jones, the Prince of Belgium, lots of others who I didn't recognize. Oh yeah, I used to live in the same building as Jerry Springer; now I find myself living next to the personal attorney of Al Sharpton. Why do I always live by the nutcases?
Who has more girlfriends - me or grandpa?: Let's put it this way: grandpa may be 84 but he's quite the playa
Drugs taken illegally in the last 6 months: Ciproflaxin
Secret first date place: Experience suggests that taking her to a 3-hour supply chain management class does the trick
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About Transatlantic Zeppelin
Transatlantic Zeppelin Société Anonyme was founded in 1928 and IPO'd on the Paris CAC-40 with a record first-day pop on Wed, October 23, 1929. Its assets were purchased for one Euro from a Cayman Islands-based "aged corporation" provider on 16 December 2004, and the firm was reorganized to realize its original 1928 goal of providing dirigible service on the highly-profitable route between Calais (in France's Flemish region) and Kouts, Indiana (in Indiana's cornish region). So far, the dream of Transatlantic dirigible service has not been realized, but TZ is the world's first transcontinental dirigible operator to go online.
Name of firm: Transatlantic Zeppelin S.A.
Ownership & Governance: We are organized as a Société Anonyme, 100% of shares held by Canary M. Burns.
Headquarters: Harlem USA
Incorporation: Jersey, C.I.
Annual Revenues: 10 euro cents I found on the streets of Bayeux in Sept.
President: Adrian Jones
Subsidiaries: Amalgamated Spat (80% ownership), The Baltimore Opera Hat Company (50.1% ownership), Confederated Holdings (49.1% joint-venture with Burns Worldwide), The Lousiana Superdome (bought for $1 at a sherrif's auction), The Cleveland Browns (wholly-owned)
This policy may be modified at any time without notice because I own this site. Parties interested in communicating their thoughts to management are advised to attend the TZ S.A. annual meeting on November 31 of each year in Windows on the World Restuarant, Lower Manhattan. (Take the 1-train to Courtland St.)
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